Saturday, July 16, 2005

pick-up lines used unsuccessfully on me at the coffee shop

I have to ask, what part of the Midwest are you from?

Are you a student?

Wow, you’re typing a lot.

Can I sit here?

Don’t you hate writing?

What kind of English do you teach?

Do you mind if I sit here?

How old are you, 25?

How old are you, 21?

How old are you, 18?

Wow, I didn’t know you were that old.